February 2012
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How I feel when I’m playing dodgeball: →
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wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
Is it normal to want to kill yourself?
If you're mine, you're mine. I'm not sharing you...
You cannot save people, you can only love them.
– Anaïs Nin (via funeral)
How I know that I'm not Tumblr Famous:
Me: Ask me questions please c:
My followers: lol no.
Tumblr famous person: Ask me questions bitches
Their followers: OMG WHAT TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE
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